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The Undateable Gay: The funniest book you will read on TikTok this year!
Think you’re unlucky in love?
You know nothing of dating misery until you’ve delved into the world of the updateable gay.
Mark Morgan just can’t catch a break.
As he documents his struggles through the dating minefield of the gay world, Mark tries to find the answer to the eternal question:
Does Mr Right truly exist?
With his best friend and fag hag, Tullene for support and a bottle of Savvy B (or 6), he battles his way through failed date after date. And ponders many a profound question:
How much savvy B is too much?
Will he ever be able to bottom?
Should you wear Ugg boots on a first date?
Can you find love in a gay sauna?
One man keeps popping up ( pardon the pun) like a proverbial bad penny, but will Mark ever bag Travis.
Or should he leave him where he found him- in his late teens on a dance floor in G-A-Y?
You know nothing of dating misery until you’ve delved into the world of the updateable gay.
Mark Morgan just can’t catch a break.
As he documents his struggles through the dating minefield of the gay world, Mark tries to find the answer to the eternal question:
Does Mr Right truly exist?
With his best friend and fag hag, Tullene for support and a bottle of Savvy B (or 6), he battles his way through failed date after date. And ponders many a profound question:
How much savvy B is too much?
Will he ever be able to bottom?
Should you wear Ugg boots on a first date?
Can you find love in a gay sauna?
One man keeps popping up ( pardon the pun) like a proverbial bad penny, but will Mark ever bag Travis.
Or should he leave him where he found him- in his late teens on a dance floor in G-A-Y?
Published: June 2, 2022
Pages: 212
ISBN: 9781739628239
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Charlene M.
Apr 18, 2026
This is a funny, warm and definitely NSFW, rated 18+ book!
Now I am not the target demographic, having several points against me (female, Canadian, teenager in the '00s, not '90s and my queer identity is demi, not gay), so a lot of things didn't quite land with me. But thats ok cause I still really enjoyed it.
One thing, the ending was incredibly abrupt. I am glad to hear there will be a sequel because this book ended so suddenly that I felt a bit whiplashed from it and had something of a cliffhanger to boot, so be warned.
0verall a fun read as long as you're not the prudish type cause we certainly learn a lot about Mark's love life!
TW: Sexual molestation scene. Could be quite triggering.
Now I am not the target demographic, having several points against me (female, Canadian, teenager in the '00s, not '90s and my queer identity is demi, not gay), so a lot of things didn't quite land with me. But thats ok cause I still really enjoyed it.
One thing, the ending was incredibly abrupt. I am glad to hear there will be a sequel because this book ended so suddenly that I felt a bit whiplashed from it and had something of a cliffhanger to boot, so be warned.
0verall a fun read as long as you're not the prudish type cause we certainly learn a lot about Mark's love life!
TW: Sexual molestation scene. Could be quite triggering.