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Don't Tell Me How to Die
4.5 (2 ratings)

Don't Tell Me How to Die

"What begins as a mystery-tinted character study transforms into a full-bore thriller, with a spate of jaw-dropping twists that recast the entire narrative. Readers should be prepared to stay up all night." --Publishers Weekly

"A razor-sharp domestic thriller about a dying woman's desperate mission to handpick her husband's next wife--and she'll stop at nothing to get the job done. Darkly funny and relentlessly suspenseful, Karp displays every skill as one of the greatest storytellers of our generation." --Joe Donahue, host of The Book Show on NPR

I have one thing to do before I die.And time is running out.

I had it all: a fantastic husband, two great kids, an exciting career. And then, at the age of forty-three, I found out I would be dead before my next birthday.

My mother also died young. I was seventeen, and she warned me that women would flock to my suddenly single father like stray cats to an overturned milk truck. They did. And one absolutely evil woman practically destroyed his life, mine, and my sister's.

I am not letting that happen to my family.

I have three months, and I plan to spend every waking minute searching for the perfect woman to take my place as Alex's wife, and mother to Kevin and Katie.

You're probably thinking, She'll never do it. Did I mention that in high school I was voted "Most Likely to Kill Someone to Get What She Wants"?

From thriller writer Marshall Karp (cocreator with James Patterson of the #1 New York Times bestselling NYPD Red series), and rich with Karp's deft array of three-dimensional characters and his signature biting humor, Don't Tell Me How to Die has so many twists and turns, you'd swear he wrote it with a corkscrew.

Pages: 336

ISBN: 9798874824396

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4.5

2 ratings

Sarah L.

Feb 8, 2026
Absolutely devoured this book. If I didn't have to do adult responsibilities and HAVE to put this book down, I would have read in it ONE SITTING!
Definitely had an emotional rollercoaster with this one, but definitely loved the characters humor that made me laugh out loud.
Towards the end had a few twists I definitely didn't see coming at all.

Carla B.

Feb 8, 2026
Marshall Karp delivers a gripping blend of humor, emotional depth, and suspense in Don't Tell Me How To Die. The story begins with an unforgettable hook—a body discovered live on air during a weather report—and then dives into the complex and poignant life of Maggie Dunn, a small-town mayor battling a rare illness, hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis (HLH).

Maggie’s determination to secure a stable future for her family—even seeking a replacement wife for her husband, Alex, a devoted physician—sets the stage for an emotional journey. The supporting cast, including her rational sister Lizzie, loyal friend Jonny Rollo, and her children Kevin and Katie, adds depth and heart to the story.

While the thriller elements take their time to unfold, the twists and turns, once they arrive, are worth the wait. The nonlinear timeline keeps things dynamic, though it occasionally challenges the reader to keep track. Despite this, Karp weaves a narrative that is as unpredictable as it is engaging.

Don't Tell Me How To Die is perfect for readers who enjoy thrillers with a strong emotional core, memorable characters, and a touch of humor. It’s a rollercoaster ride of surprises, anchored by moments of genuine human connection.