The Learning Hours How to Date a Douchebag, #3

Hes not a douchebag; but that doesnt stop his friends from turning him into one. MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID. So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus, in bold printed letters:Are you the lucky lady whos going to break our roommates cherry? Him: socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: must have pulse. He will reciprikate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551The morons cant even spell. And the texts Ive been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But Im not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one. THIS ISNT THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT. One text stands out from hundreds. One number I cant bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white. However, after seeing her in person, I know shes not the girl for me. But my friends wont let upthey just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: GIRLS DONT WANT ME. Especially her.