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4.0 (2 ratings)

100% Match

"Bart is thirty. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research." --back cover.

Pages: 86

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4.0

2 ratings

Matt D.

Feb 8, 2026
Bart is on the hunt for love. He’s 30, balding, and wears glasses and enjoys a good statistic. Bart spends his days working at a local fast food joint where he flips burgers and cooks the fries. It’s all pretty mundane. Until by chance, he meets the one. However, things are not as they seem by a long shot and Bart’s night of pleasure is just beginning.

I honestly have no words for parts of this book. I laughed several times and then about a minute later I cringed a bit. And then I laughed again. The author lets us into Bart’s world (whether or not you want to), and I got a kick out of his antics and obsession with statistics.

This book definitely won’t be for everyone. It’s gross. It’s strange. It’s also funny and definitely a wild ride. Just avoid the chili.

Keeley W.

Feb 8, 2026
Shocking, vulgar, well-written.

Okay, it's different. That's an understatement. This short book won't be for everyone, as is its nature. In brief, without divulging everything, it's a frank, shocking, vulgar, and at times humorous insight into a psychopath's mind as he searches for his 100% perfect match.

Although lots of the material is gross and disturbing. It's told in such a factual and satirical manner that I could only admire the author's ability. Whether you like it or not, you can't deny it's well-written. I enjoyed it for what it was and didn't take it too seriously. I'm avoiding fast food and takeout coffee for a while, though!

I'd read more from this author.